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I don’t mean to generalize, but you people are beautiful.

Dallas: where traffic can be caused by something as innocuous as overcast skies.

This video obviously isn’t for everyone, but I have to share it because of the time I put into it. Plus, I’m sure… fb.me/52cUrYrHi

Which of these statements is more correct? A. Plural means more than one. B. Plural means two or more.

I’m proud to admit that I haven’t wasted a single penny on the lottery since the day I realized that it’s just a… fb.me/5oXKSSwrU

If I’ve learned only one thing over the past year, it’s that everyone looks ridiculous if you pause their footage at the right moment.

You remind me of the babe.

I’ve known for more than 30 years that Patrick S. Metze is the greatest mentor I’ll ever have, so I’m glad that… fb.me/7FD34LRxS

Your clickbait is bad and you should feel bad.