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I fapped the same thing. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019

I'm working on my first sci-fi podcast project. If you're interested in helping, please contact me privately. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019

I upgraded to the Galaxy Note 10 yesterday, so now I'm going through my Google authenticator app to change my two-step verification codes. It's the nerd equivalent of NEW PHONE…

pic.twitter.com/boa7z8jVZo — Metzae (@Metzae) August 19, 2019

Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 17, 2019

I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, "HAY DOOD! WHAT'S ON THE FACEBOOK?!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15,…

Well, damn. If that ain't an endorsement that I'm bound to follow, I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 15, 2019

You should take the time to watch the Some More News bit about Ben Shapiro. It's an hour-long deconstruction of everything wrong with his arguments. Make popcorn first! — Metzae…

That awkwardly adorable moment your cat interrupts your voiceover session… — Metzae (@Metzae) August 12, 2019