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Is Chris Wallace okay? He sounds like someone has a gun pointed at him. #debatenight

“I will never text.” ~everyone who has ever texted me

A guy just barked at me. #whodoesthat

People like other people who tell it like it is except when it isn’t what they want it to be.

Just stumbled upon this 27-year-old friend. instagram.com/p/BLpZAwzAlEW/

If Ken Bone has anything to teach us, it’s that you should live your online life as though you’ll eventually go viral.

You know why Gary Johnson is so popular in the media? Because if his votes went to Clinton, most red states would be blue.

Rendering causes ADD.

I’m proud to have been part of creating this trailer and looking forward to reliving the glory of the original… fb.me/3iwuf89WY