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If you like System of a Down you’re gonna love this: http://htxt.it/jKpl

Did the rapture just happen? Everyone in my office is gone…

loves playing whack-a-mole with all these idiotic internet memes. Think before you post, people!

Untruth.info: Obama did nothing to deserve the Nobel Peace Prize: http://htxt.it/dRIo

Why Obama deserves the prize: http://htxt.it/hZsW

is now contributing to Yahoo Answers. Muah hah haa!

Happy birthday, Marshall.

Weapons-grade, computer-aided, laser weapons are officially here: http://htxt.it/ZvAO

is wasting even more of his day waiting on his computer to respond.