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One of the reasons I like being a human instead of a cat: not getting pushed away from my food by the fattest person in the room.
One of the reasons I like being a human instead of a cat: not getting pushed away from my food by the fattest person in the room.
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Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.
Jealousy is not a choice; it is a force of nature. Like any storm, it cannot be controlled; it can only be weathered.
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Silence your inner fanboy and use your imagination for a couple minutes. fb.me/2rKDSSYWM
Silence your inner fanboy and use your imagination for a couple minutes. fb.me/2rKDSSYWM
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No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.
No one can make you feel guilty. They can only remind you of what you’ve tried to forget.
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I’m way too overdressed to be sitting at a computer.
I’m way too overdressed to be sitting at a computer.
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Here’s some awesomeness for your Saturday afternoon. fb.me/2aDiP9oDS
Here’s some awesomeness for your Saturday afternoon. fb.me/2aDiP9oDS
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I just used the phrase “of late” instead of the word “recently” in an email. I can’t tell if it’s because of all… fb.me/1hVvYxpDz
I just used the phrase “of late” instead of the word “recently” in an email. I can’t tell if it’s because of all… fb.me/1hVvYxpDz