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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

My childhood, all grown up. fb.me/EJV2lTpl

::ahem:: fb.me/FjLKKin4

Squeezing a lime has got to be one of the grooviest ways to discover you have a cut on your finger.

Whoa. Facebook just changed.

I’m seriously fighting the urge to comment on this. fb.me/2xFsR0IQj

Please suspend your criticism, prejudice, and apathy for a moment and listen to this. This may not be your kind… fb.me/2I6NIkAWB

This will make you smarter. fb.me/1dIUfQGLz

Music that induces chills is one of the reasons we exist on this planet. fb.me/10ikjMSn4