Statuses

I dedicate this to you. You know who you are. fb.me/10Fqw2v3q

Do you have an iPhone? Update your software right now. Don’t put it off until later. Trust me.

If you ever begin to worry that no one cares about you, try skipping a credit card payment.

Well, if this don’t put the class in classic rock cover… fb.me/2Z4nJQkHV

Marry me, Grace Helbig. fb.me/19Trl9DIr

I’m a sucker for mashups, and this is a great one. #MusicMonday #MashupMonday fb.me/2KjHX1C21

B.B. King! — at Lea County Event Center fb.me/2INVTqsox

Finally! — feeling hungry at Mean Woman Grill fb.me/2RqlDYslf

I am way too amused by the fact that the abbreviation for today’s holiday is VD.