Attention: Guardians of the Galaxy was fantastic. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”
If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.
This mug is so 90’s it brags about slow processors. #tbt fb.me/6zmJwxZ5L
These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read the handwriting on my own walls.
To all American drivers: If people are passing you on the right, then you are in the wrong lane.
I didn’t want to talk about immigration… fb.me/6WnqtLhkV
I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/6FTfRgVy0
Being pretentious about entertainment is like complaining about the nutritional content of popcorn.