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Don’t forget: Facebook was originally designed to be an online dating site.

If I were a redneck with a baby on the way, I would totally buy my wife a shirt that says: GOT ‘ER DID!

Oddball Festival with Louie CK and Sarah Silverman — at Gexa Energy Pavilion fb.me/1feWj81eO

Ask Siri: What does the fox say?

#TBT fb.me/2IommLvin

If there’s one thing a troll hates more than engaging in meaningful conversation, it’s the simple act of being called a troll.

There’s something surreal about the president giving a press conference about a major outbreak of an incredibly deadly virus.

“Heart of the System” cover art by Bill Bricker instagram.com/p/s-CiKJQ0Fo/

Complaining about a democracy you won’t participate in is like complaining about a god you don’t believe in.