Tetris, a pinball machine, a piano, a fun arrangement, and a pretty girl…I think I’m in love. fb.me/2I0xLUYoB
It’s days like today that keep my faith in humanity burning hot and bright.
A woman just complimented me on my appearance, and it was neither awkward nor offensive. It’s too bad I can’t do the same.
Learn to sail before you get pulled out to sea. fb.me/3AJ70B8Jb
Folks, we’re landing on a comet…right now. fb.me/1PjUDPjO0
I wish people here half as skeptical about things that really mattered as they are about celebrity death rumors.
Yesterday’s weather had me wearing shorts and a t-shirt. Today’s weather has me worrying about whitewalkers.
Bad news comes in threes, except on Facebook where it comes in streams.