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I don’t mind finding a new gray hair because I feel like I’ve earned it.

It would be so entertaining to watch Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton run for president.

I have spent way too much of my life trying to be a normal person.

I missed the State of the Union because I was busy working. You know what else I missed? All the pointless bitching.

Great food, good company. fb.me/4O96w2z7M

I thought jet lag was supposed to make it harder to wake up. — feeling awake

Kids don’t say the darnedest things; adults have just abandoned the practice of speaking the truth to everyone.

jeans > slacks

This. <3 fb.me/6BzLzNblS