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Just posted a photo @ South Side on Lamar instagram.com/p/6Efyn-Q0Dw/

No offense, but if you’re watching the debate right now I’m judging you like I would someone watching he Karsashians.

I just googled: permanently block Bing.

Being single is fun, except when it isn’t, and then it really isn’t.

Playing video games on a Saturday night with my homie… #UncleLife instagram.com/p/53Y9y5w0CO/

If Facebook has taught me anything, it’s that people do the most unnecessary things to their children.

I wish my physical mailbox had a spam filter. pic.twitter.com/aS393woW7C

Trump will never be president. His only reason for running is to make the other candidates seem more moderate.

The weekend is officially upon us. Remember: Uber is cheaper than a DWI.