I just walked through a total stranger’s burp. I really hope that is the grossest thing to happen to me today.
I hate to jump on the bandwagon, but Time Warner Cable needs an enema.
The worst part about being a hater must be that feeling that everyone always seems to be working against you.
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That awkward moment when the loyalty you have for someone runs deeper than the respect they have for themselves.
Soooooooon. #ColbertReturns pic.twitter.com/GM06ppQF69
Blue Bell ice cream has killed more Americans than Ebola.
