Read MoreHere's a phrase that's surprisingly hard to articulate: I edited it.
— Metzae (@Metzae) May 10, 2019
Read MoreI read this in the voice of Michigan J. Frog. https://t.co/HyhWpFU52T
— Metzae (@Metzae) May 2, 2019
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#notaspoiler for #gameofthrones Bran in the #BattleofWinterfell be like https://t.co/gQ44xy8Kst
Read More#notaspoiler for #gameofthrones
Bran in the #BattleofWinterfell be like pic.twitter.com/gQ44xy8Kst— Metzae (@Metzae) May 1, 2019
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The Shepard tone is one (of the many) reasons you couldn’t relax during the Battle of Winterfell. #GoT https://t.co/FYshDhGCN4
Read MoreThe Shepard tone is one (of the many) reasons you couldn't relax during the Battle of Winterfell. #GoT https://t.co/FYshDhGCN4
— Metzae (@Metzae) April 29, 2019
Read MoreCaptain America kills the Night King! There, I said it.
— Metzae (@Metzae) April 29, 2019
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@mikeyface Me waiting on the #AvengersEndGame installment of #movieswithmikey. https://t.co/VpV9DTsGTu
Read More@mikeyface Me waiting on the #AvengersEndGame installment of #movieswithmikey. pic.twitter.com/VpV9DTsGTu
— Metzae (@Metzae) April 28, 2019
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I suppose it’s a sign of the times that my favorite (and only) memories of #NotreDame are from a video game. I’m sure it will eventually be rebuilt and returned to its former glory. In the meantime, I’m going climbing. https://t.co/l9rd6NO2aA
Read MoreI suppose it's a sign of the times that my favorite (and only) memories of #NotreDame are from a video game. I'm sure it will eventually be rebuilt and returned to its former glory. In the meantime, I'm going climbing. pic.twitter.com/l9rd6NO2aA
— Metzae (@Metzae) April 15, 2019
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Y’all, the majority of the people I know are Texas Tech fans. My Facebook feed is a thing to behold right now.
Read MoreY'all, the majority of the people I know are Texas Tech fans. My Facebook feed is a thing to behold right now.
— Metzae (@Metzae) April 9, 2019
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Just saw a brand new Porsche with a license plate that said POOR MOM. Classism at its finest.
Read MoreJust saw a brand new Porsche with a license plate that said POOR MOM. Classism at its finest.
— Metzae (@Metzae) April 3, 2019