What I do to other people’s images: compositing, cleanup, restoration, manipulation. The craft on top of someone else’s source.
The first time you make eye contact with someone it’s just a coincidence. The second time is a test. Anything after that is a conversation.
You’re only better than the people who choose to sink below you.
These people who are standing by Rick Perry make me smile. Finally, Texans have realized that defendants are innocent unless proven guilty.
I just completed yet another freelance job doing something I knew nothing about before I was assigned to it. I… fb.me/3nCw5KH3R
Respect people that don’t agree with you, and ignore people that won’t agree with you.
I made a new logo that is a little more representative of Facebook. fb.me/7D8NWmQRq
Robin Williams’ Little Spark of Madness: youtu.be/GsW9w4NWl5U?a via @YouTube
A lot of people are worried about the new Facebook messenger app. They are wondering if they should bother with installing it or just ignoring it. Well, pretty soon you…
If there’s one good thing about Robin Williams’ death, it’s the tremendous outpouring of support for people with depression. #HumanityFTW
I was going to work out, but I was too tired. I call it pumping irony.
Loaded question of the night: Why is it that at most bars the worst beers are the least expensive, but at… fb.me/2PZ5V60zY
If you have a few bucks laying around, I have a few words to trade you for them. It’s a decade old, but now it’s… fb.me/4cgrOaNdD
I think most people avoid controversial discussions because they often sound like a conversation between Groot and Hodor.
“Your an idiot” is only appropriate if you’re an idiot.
Some days are more entertaining than others. fb.me/6DPHdhTwZ
Attention: Guardians of the Galaxy was fantastic. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”
If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.
This mug is so 90’s it brags about slow processors. #tbt fb.me/6zmJwxZ5L
These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read the handwriting on my own walls.
These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read my own handwriting on the walls.
To all American drivers: If people are passing you on the right, then you are in the wrong lane.
