Manipulation

One of the most beautiful phrases in English is: I met someone.

Thorin Oakenshield = Mike Portnoy

Guess what I’m doing… fb.me/3wrENdFqF

Is it possible to get drunk from an espresso? Because I just drank an espresso, and I feel drunk. It was strong. Stronger than me. Espresso!

It turns out that Grant Imahara is even nicer than he appears on television. fb.me/3oNQ6RByH

My heart aches for the people of Peshawar. Terrorism is a blight upon the soul of humanity. #ThisIsNotIslam

I’m not repeating myself; I’m reiterating my thesis.

I experienced an amazing date last night. We hit it off really well, it seemed to last all night, and I think we… fb.me/1Kx1DJYyq

President Obama is an it-getter. fb.me/6Vvudcd8l

It’s the road I have to take If I’m to chase my dreams But I’m thankful I was given such a start In this town fb.me/1sBnGTZO5

You know who you are… fb.me/71nIkoeC4

Here’s a little something I mixed together to make your Friday more heroic. fb.me/4H4KVzz4S

If some people really laughed every time they typed “lol” I would be concerned for their mental well-being.

Namaste. fb.me/1rCOmxBq8

I know everyone is getting Ferguson fatigue, but this is unquestionably worth sharing. The facts don’t line up… fb.me/3qkXFSUBL

This is numinous. fb.me/3McoQ5yXI

I need caffeine. I’m too asleep to be awake.

The last time I was a participant in Black Friday, I worked a 13-hour shift at a women’s department store in a mall. #BoycottBlackFriday

I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/3iXFoyFQS

One thing I know for sure is that there’s probably nothing I know for sure.

CM ducks? MR not ducks. OSMR CDEDBD wings? O LIB MR ducks!

I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/2MiyWJ0EW