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Updates I think I may have created an internet meme a few years ago, but it’s impossible to prove, so I can’t take credit for it.

Jan 22, 2014

Updates I learned a new word today: enucleation. Spot, my ten-year-old cat, will be going through it sometime in the next couple days. Right now she is heavily medicated and talking to herself. I’m so glad she has no idea what’s coming.

Nov 18, 2013

Updates Shorts on men shouldn’t be ironic or literal. If they go down to your shins they’re not short, and if they show off your upper thighs they’re way too short.

Jul 22, 2013

Updates The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis…

The most important person of the day is Wendy Davis, but her works will literally last for generations. I’m even going to use a freakin’ hash tag: #StandWithWendy

Jun 25, 2013

Updates “Dream Theater” Coming September 24th

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JUNE 6, 2013 DREAM THEATER UNVEILS MILESTONE NEW ALBUM; GRAMMY®-NOMINATED ROCK ICONS TO RELEASE FIRST-EVER SELF-TITLED COLLECTION; WORLD TOUR TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON; “DREAM THEATER” ARRIVES ON…

Jun 6, 2013

Updates My favorite thing about being called a troll by a troll is imagining them sitting there eagerly waiting for a response that will never come.

Jun 5, 2013

Updates I’m afraid I’ll spend the remainder of my adult life compromising my need to be honest with people for their inability to deal with the truth.

May 23, 2013

Updates I have a lot to learn about life and relationships, but one thing I do know is how unwise it is to mistreat the people that know you the best.

May 18, 2013

Updates It’s hard not to draw conclusions when you consider that the location of the original tea party was attacked on the federal government’s tax day.

Apr 15, 2013

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