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This week’s weather is brought to you by Star Wars: The Force Awakens! In theaters now!

I finally have Battlefront. What’s your Xbox name?

After exactly two-and-a-half months without internet, I’m officially back online. It’s a Christmas miracle!

This is what the holidays sound like to me. @alyankovic youtu.be/t039p6xqutU

@TWC_Help I can tell you why I haven’t had service: TWC is a bloated bureaucracy with a monopoly in my neighborhood.

Thanks to Time Warner Cable’s bloated bureaucracy, I’ve gone without internet for 2.5 months. At what point does… fb.me/6Z5DQ58Q9

@TWC_Help Please stop replying with these generic responses that don’t actually address the problem. I haven’t had service for two months.

I’ve been without internet for two-and-a-half months. Really hoping that @TWC can pull off a Christmas miracle this week, but I doubt it.

Consider this: #TheForceAwakens is currently the highest-rated #StarWars movie on @RottenTomatoes.