Category: Twitter

“Where does the time go?” “I dunno. The coffee table?”

I’m still not sold on the idea that backing into a parking spot is safer, but can we at least agree that if you… fb.me/16YJGBg2Z

@realDonaldTrump You are a grown ass man with one of the most important jobs in the world. When are you going to start acting like it?

If you’re upset about a commercial that promotes diversity/acceptance, you don’t get to call anyone a delicate little snowflake. #weaccept

RT @Strawburry17: That one time I got to experience the world of @LeagueOfLegends first hand 😍 so grateful for @UnlockedTVShow https://t.co…

I am deeply concerned by how many of my friends are sharing posts (and spreading lies) created by white supremacists.

I’ve saved more money on home security than I’ve ever spent on my four-legged roommates.

I wanna say that I think everything is music Even things that I wouldn’t choose yeah – “Canucklehead” by Devin Townsend

The top lawyer in the U.S. was just fired for having a different interpretation of the law than a president who has never studied it.