Category: Twitter

Logan is not for the faint-hearted, and that’s part of why it’s so great.

The Nintendo Switch is officially here, the Nintendo Classic is back in stock, and my birthday is this month. Coincidence?

When you use quotation marks to emphasize something, what you’re really emphasizing is that you don’t know how to use quotation marks.

“How much do you trust him?” “About as far as I can throw him off a really tall building.”

If you’re experiencing internet issues right now, it’s probably because Amazon Web Services is down.

It’s fitting that I started off the night with some #freewhiskey. — attending Big City – Big Dreams with the… fb.me/6tf3aAaHg

I can’t even, it’s everything, it broke the internet, #4 will blow you away, #dying, and you won’t believe what happened next!

I’ve been getting a ton of fake friend requests recently. One easy way to tell if they’re fake is to look at all… fb.me/5Sp35t1Ga

My latest video is heavy metal from Japan set to anime from America, so expect it to be loud and weird. eric.metze.us/uki-uki-food-f…