Category: Twitter

What’s that? You want to google “That Poppy” right now? Of course you do. Or don’t.

For all my friends who are parents… fb.me/2TgClmQP4

I just burped while singing and it auto-tuned me. >.<

“I only know one truth…” fb.me/90ABxGWKZ

I finally have the @FidgetCube from @AntsyLabs that I backed on Kickstarter, and it’s strangely satisfying. pic.twitter.com/WCVrIXaTV8

Fun fact: humans are GMOs.

I want to start a Kickstarter campaign to buy Tomi Lahren the world’s smallest violin.

It’s 11:49 at night and they appear to be testing the tornado alarm system. Either that or bombs are about to start dropping.

I will never forget that March 19th, 2003 was the day our president set us on a path to war that, fourteen years later, still hasn’t ended.