Category: Twitter

Hyperbole is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to the presidency.

iPhone X: All of the features of a Samsung Galaxy without the benefit of Android.

I just played through the tutorial for the very first Borderlands, and I’ve made it through entire games without having that much fun.

My favorite part of producing this video is getting to share it with you. #mediajuice #bioshock #2K fb.me/5iR1JdKz8

@SamsungUS I just found out that the ⭕ looks like a blue dot on my phone. This is a travesty of the highest order.

Okay, who’s the wiseguy that signed me up for the Trump mailing list? I just received an email asking me to rate… fb.me/7jgvvzL5r

@mikeyface That realization is like a literal shield that protected me from most of the things I feared until I metaphorically held it.

If whiny gamers understood just how hard developers worked to bring them endless entertainment, the comments… fb.me/36PE0gkeX

RT @mrbenwexler: I have no sympathy for these kids. Their parents broke the law. They don’t have jobs. They cost taxpayers money. Depor…