There is an incredible amount of traffic heading into Lubbock right now. I’ve passed thousands of cars in a… fb.me/1EzEev3mN
You know what I miss? Peeling Elmer’s glue off of my hands.
Happy Thanksgiving, you barbarians! fb.me/FKyL06mt
Almost every bathroom selfie I see makes me think, “Geez. Clean your mirror!” On a related note, I probably need… fb.me/4kQ94wHk4
Six years later, this is still some of the best advice I’ve ever had. fb.me/205vRKwoZ
I’m confused by the mostly proper use of grammar here. How does one act like a child while writing like an adult? Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling…
That glorious moment when a loud room falls silent because everyone is enjoying their food.
@EvilMcNinja You should have heard the sickening sound it made when it hit the ground.