Category: Twitter

Businessmen, they drink my wine…

I can’t get no relief.

There’s too much confusion…

There must be some kind of way out of here…

Waking up without an alarm is one of life’s little mercies, but only if you didn’t sleep through it. >.<

Rebooting. Man, I’ll be glad when we won’t have to do this anymore.

RT @huffingtonpost Andy Borowitz: In Move to Appease Critics, Obama Promises to Extend Health Care Coverage to Morons http://bit.ly/seaNA

New favorite restaurant name: Buffet the Hunger Slayer

is finally getting rid of cable and replacing it with Netflix.