Category: Twitter

“Crawl out of your grave you find this fight just doesn’t mean a thing.”

My boss just handed me a warm, gigantic cinnamon bun. Um…WOOT!

MySpace is so stupid.

Particle physics gives me a hadron.

is standing in line to pay a bill. Why do we still have to do this?

Mmm…beer. I hope you’re having one or two, too.

just threw a water balloon at you.

“So let us not talk falsely now. The hour is getting late.”

“But you and I, we’ve been through that, and this is not our fate…