Category: Twitter

I must not do laundry enough because I love the sound of the dryer running.

I’m one day into a juice cleanse, and I’ve already fantasized about pizza, hamburgers, and BBQ.

“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” #inigomontoya pic.twitter.com/tymArcRaR1

@IvankaTrump @POTUS Your family is a curse upon our great nation.

Instead of lumping people into groups like liberal, conservative, and libertarian, we should lump people into group… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1009281331531001856

I’ve never had children, but I hope I’d feel like this if I did. facebook.com/513439970/post…

RT @SenJohnMcCain: The administration’s current family separation policy is an affront to the decency of the American people, and contrary…

RT @StephenAtHome: One thing I know for sure: no one on the right side of history has ever had to nitpick what the definition of “cage” is.

In celebration of hitting 5,000 subscribers on YouTube, I’m sharing one of my favorite edits. Be sure to go full sc… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1009127096319438848