Category: Twitter

I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/2heZIFNFi

Singing, dancing, dubstepping robots! fb.me/2KTByYXdb

I used to go to the grocery store to get groceries, but as a single male I now pick up random crap like this. fb.me/GjFz8G9g

I’ll always be there for you, but I won’t always be here.

If you have no regrets in life then you’ve learned nothing from your mistakes.

The funny thing about clever metaphors is that they usually aren’t.

“I was waiting for you all my life.” fb.me/2Wv6x9X88

You are not pro-life unless you care about people after they’re born.

People may wonder why the events of the past day are so important. I mean, really, most of us will never have to… fb.me/1qufUtL1b