Category: Twitter

So, this happened. #unlockedtvseries fb.me/46fZiV1if

I can smell the Pacific.

This is my obligatory post about the Super Bowl. Because algorithms.

Some of the most intolerant people I have ever encountered genuinely believe they are the most tolerant.

This is probably the most beautiful thing you’ll see all day. fb.me/2qjqKD1py

I have been informed that my writing seems to be infused with too much passive voice, but I believe it has been… fb.me/6rhRT0g0Y

I don’t mind finding a new gray hair because I feel like I’ve earned it.

It would be so entertaining to watch Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton run for president.

I have spent way too much of my life trying to be a normal person.