These pages are mine but they are hosted on other websites.
This is an emoji representation of my face while scrolling through my Facebook feed just now. 😐🙂☹😀😦😐
Has anyone tried Red Bull and Zima yet? #notaskingforafriend
@mikekang Oh, it’s back. It tastes just like high school.
I just woke up early on my day off because someone is blaring crappy music through the Cotton Bowl’s speakers. #grumpyoldman
Just kicking it in my cargo pants, flannel, and Doc Martens while listening to the Spin Doctors. pic.twitter.com/yGXGmggIuz
People keep sending me pictures of Zima like they know me or something. (Spoiler: they do.)
You can’t beat most mobile games, and that’s a huge reason why most of them suck.
.@NBCNews You’re tarnishing what little credibility you have left by allowing a terrible journalist to interview a fake one. #ShameonNBC
