@EvilMcNinja You should have heard the sickening sound it made when it hit the ground.
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Just dropped my $800 phone from shoulder height. My $30 case has already paid itself off ten times over.
I think I know why so many politicians and pundits have been saying we shouldn’t politicize the church shooting in Texas. #ElectionDay
I was so thrown off by the time change I just spent the last hour assuming it was Monday. fb.me/AM104R4Y
Two days ago, I was walking around wearing three layers of clothing in the middle of the day, and today I’m… fb.me/63mbGgPTd
@realDonaldTrump Thanks for giving his defense team the munition they need to take the death penalty off the table.
Q: Why is my social media feed so quiet right now? A: Most of the people I know live in Texas or Los Angeles.
@ErinStellar Yeah, I wasn’t blown away by most of them. But the beer with the Skittles was salty, so they went together a little too well.