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The next person that asks if the world is going to end in 2012 should be required to write “I will learn to not be so gullible” 2,012 times.

followed the heating instructions exactly, but now his breakfast is completely inedible.

http://bit.ly/1zExP5 How can people see this and not admit that Faux News is a lying propaganda machine?

wishes everyone a numinous Carl Sagan Day!

HR 3962 just passed!

is laughing at the teabaggers on the Lubbock court house lawn. Get a job, hippies!

Remember, remember… http://htxt.it/WI8u

wonders why Obama hasn’t provided a zombie vaccine to Americans. Is he secretly working for the undead?

@jennifermetze The whole world would be a better place if everyone could stop and nap whenever they needed it.