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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks, “Can you make me one with everything?”

This is what obsession brings about: symphoniacal.com

If a dream is a wish your heart makes, then apparently I want my boss to love cats. #iamweird

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I have never seen a hail storm like this before, and neither have you. youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8Avd…

@EtherealFeller I thought that thirty seconds ago.

Wisdom is invaluable because it comes at great cost.

Test.

I woke up this morning and found that goldfish left Lincoln logs in my sock drawer.