Category: Social Media

One day I will visit an airport and not feel the need to check in. TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY! — traveling to San Franci… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1014633098087149568

Oh, the irony of working on Independence Day…

I wasn’t like a wall of fire. It was literally that. pic.twitter.com/Iw3f1K4ISr

I wasn’t like a wall of fire. It was literally that. facebook.com/EricPMetze/vid…

Time for a magic show… pic.twitter.com/vGi5K0gZK7

Maya’s got my back. pic.twitter.com/0R6fHYqhbp

I must not do laundry enough because I love the sound of the dryer running.

I’m one day into a juice cleanse, and I’ve already fantasized about pizza, hamburgers, and BBQ.

“I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?” #inigomontoya pic.twitter.com/tymArcRaR1