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Your pet's loyalty is less impressive when you realize it's mostly just Stockholm syndrome. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 30, 2019
Trump’s worldview simplified: If you disagree with my policies, you hate America. Because I AM America. — Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 21, 2019
50 years ago today, humanity did something extraordinary. https://t.co/08vSrnXooR — Metzae (@Metzae) July 20, 2019
Strange things are afoot in the Facebook algorithm hive mind. I just became a Top Fan™ of Nerdist, Gearbox, and Two Steps From Hell all within the last hour. —…
This is a real thing that happened to me in my early 30s. https://t.co/cDZA70JwjC — Metzae (@Metzae) July 9, 2019
On this day zero years ago, I made this stupid post. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 7, 2019
Is there a charity that helps worthless old white men like you disappear from society? Because I'd donate to that. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 3, 2019
It must be so frustrating for him to have spent half a century on this planet thinking his kind ruled the world only to realize that his time is up.…
I will never be able to get over (among other things) the fact that @realDonaldTrump capitalizes random words like a 2nd grader. — Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019