Author: Metzae

Oh hai Texis Tek! How yoo been? Long taim no sees. I can haz Engrish clazz?

is going to miss working for Hurley & Guinn. Thanks to evrryone who worked there. I appreciate it more than you’ll ever know.

I’m not slow. I’m lagging.

Going to the mall used to be so exciting. Now it’s just depressing.

Why don’t you ever hear good music blaring out of car windows?

It’s hard to bargle nodle zous with all these marbles in my mouth.

would trade his soul for a stable internet connection.

had no hot water this morning. Joy!

Amazon.com is now selling electronic books than paper books. Trees everywhere silently rejoice.