My ducking phone is a controlling dock. It autocorrects my shot without my dame permission.
Author: Metzae
Learn how to cook. When the zombie apocalypse happens, my first priority is to save the person that can turn… fb.me/2HkoZObjl
People who have no baggage are clearly underprepared, and people with too much baggage will cause you to carry more than your fair share.
This is why everyone wants to be young and stupid. fb.me/IrChZhCq
Geeky fact of the day: There is a unit of measurement called a sagan, which is four billion. Thanks to Johnny… fb.me/POo6ppTG
Eric just rediscovered an old story and brings it back to life. fb.me/26q4o0j7A
Thanks to all the bigots on Facebook, I’m not allowed to send private messages to non-friends for a month. Some of… fb.me/QpaoVpyv
This is gut-wrenching, especially if you realize what you’re seeing. This is what happens when artists grow up and… fb.me/IHf4ukvd