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“Your an idiot” is only appropriate if you’re an idiot.
“Your an idiot” is only appropriate if you’re an idiot.
💾 Author: Metzae
Author: Metzae
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Some days are more entertaining than others. fb.me/6DPHdhTwZ
Some days are more entertaining than others. fb.me/6DPHdhTwZ
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Attention: Guardians of the Galaxy was fantastic. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Attention: Guardians of the Galaxy was fantastic. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”
One of the biggest lies of my generation is that “diet” and “lite” are synonymous with “healthy.”
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If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.
If nothing else, selfies are a great way to see just how messy someone keeps their room.
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This mug is so 90’s it brags about slow processors. #tbt fb.me/6zmJwxZ5L
This mug is so 90’s it brags about slow processors. #tbt fb.me/6zmJwxZ5L
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These dreams,
I know what they mean.
I don’t need an interpreter
to read the handwriting on my own walls.
These dreams, I know what they mean. I don’t need an interpreter to read the handwriting on my own walls.
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To all American drivers: If people are passing you on the right, then you are in the wrong lane.
To all American drivers: If people are passing you on the right, then you are in the wrong lane.
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I didn’t want to talk about immigration… fb.me/6WnqtLhkV
I didn’t want to talk about immigration… fb.me/6WnqtLhkV