Author: Metzae

They call it a “pledge drive” because “panhandling” has a negative connotation. #NPR

EBOLA! Now that I have your attention, just let me say a couple quick things. I’m obviously not a doctor or… fb.me/1DWENbeWO

How to win a political argument in fifty seconds. fb.me/28hTKYToa

I’m on Ello. My name is Metzae. Let’s be friends. ello.co/metzae

Day 13,340: Despite leaving hundreds of clues, the humans still believe I am one of them.

Hippie birthday, Jennifer! — at Truck Yard fb.me/7PbiLx4AO

I jokingly asked Siri if she would like to play a game. She replied by opening a game called Continue?9876543210…. fb.me/6YzdcDrF7

Because today is Jennifer Metze’s birthday. fb.me/1lJrhwf1P

All the cool kids are doing it. fb.me/746TRTuCm