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Don’t let your talent for dodging Fate’s bullets cause you to miss Cupid’s arrows.
Don’t let your talent for dodging Fate’s bullets cause you to miss Cupid’s arrows.
💾 Author: Metzae
Author: Metzae
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And in other news: the Sun is still shining, the Earth is still spinning, and life has survived for billions of years.
And in other news: the Sun is still shining, the Earth is still spinning, and life has survived for billions of years.
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Remember kids: religious extremism makes people so delusional that they will kill over a cartoon.
Remember kids: religious extremism makes people so delusional that they will kill over a cartoon.
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I sure am concerned about FaceSpace posting my private information to the TwitterGram.
I sure am concerned about FaceSpace posting my private information to the TwitterGram.
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Bored and want to laugh at something clever? fb.me/76eb3GcoJ
Bored and want to laugh at something clever? fb.me/76eb3GcoJ
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“I don’t like bad words.”
“You mean magic words.”
“No, I mean curse words.”
“Right. Magic words.”
“I don’t like bad words.” “You mean magic words.” “No, I mean curse words.” “Right. Magic words.”
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If I took the time to wish everyone who is important to me a happy new year, it would be 2086 by the time I finished.
If I took the time to wish everyone who is important to me a happy new year, it would be 2086 by the time I finished.