Correctly guessing someone’s wifi password is the closest I’ll ever come to being a hacker.
The best and worst thing about having a large bed is having it all to yourself.
The next time someone says something unbelievable, remember that we have a holiday dedicated to the gullible.
There are many things I miss about my hometown. Smashing into a massive tumbleweed at high speed is not one of them.
The stars and planets have literally aligned. Vernal equinox, solar eclipse, and the best gift the Internet has… fb.me/1TAIinaNb
