Author: Metzae
Relevant now more than ever. https://t.co/d8Jh6bTR8n — Metzae (@Metzae) August 28, 2019
Thunder and rain are the best alarm clocks. #pluviophile — Metzae (@Metzae) August 27, 2019
Am I the only one whose cat seems jealous of their mouse? pic.twitter.com/2AyBslLfL5 — Metzae (@Metzae) August 26, 2019
I fapped the same thing. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
I'm working on my first sci-fi podcast project. If you're interested in helping, please contact me privately. — Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
I upgraded to the Galaxy Note 10 yesterday, so now I'm going through my Google authenticator app to change my two-step verification codes. It's the nerd equivalent of NEW PHONE…
Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!" — Metzae (@Metzae) August 17, 2019