Y’all remember when the news was vetted by journalists, not just anyone with an email address? Good times.

Who are you more related to, your parents or your siblings?

It’s like the past few weeks of my social media feed manifested themselves into an episode. fb.me/5AQFu2nni

Me: That guy is a sexist, racist, hateful person.
Internet: Whoa, Judgy McJudgerson…let’s hear him out first.

Not fake news… fb.me/5nYKh50Eh

@awzurcher And then, a Trump staffer frantically searches Bing for “demonsterably.”

If you use the term SJW (or social justice warrior), then you’re basically saying, “I don’t care about people who care about other people.”

“Where does the time go?”
“I dunno. The coffee table?”