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I’m confused by the mostly proper use of grammar here. How does one act like a child while writing like an adult? https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/929511061954297857

I’m confused by the mostly proper use of grammar here. How does one act like a child while writing like an adult?

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2017

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That glorious moment when a loud room falls silent because everyone is enjoying their food.

That glorious moment when a loud room falls silent because everyone is enjoying their food.

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@EvilMcNinja You should have heard the sickening sound it made when it hit the ground.

@EvilMcNinja You should have heard the sickening sound it made when it hit the ground.

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Just dropped my $800 phone from shoulder height. My $30 case has already paid itself off ten times over.

Just dropped my $800 phone from shoulder height. My $30 case has already paid itself off ten times over.

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I think I know why so many politicians and pundits have been saying we shouldn’t politicize the church shooting in Texas. #ElectionDay

I think I know why so many politicians and pundits have been saying we shouldn’t politicize the church shooting in Texas. #ElectionDay

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I was so thrown off by the time change I just spent the last hour assuming it was Monday. fb.me/AM104R4Y

I was so thrown off by the time change I just spent the last hour assuming it was Monday. fb.me/AM104R4Y

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Confidence is good, but competence is gooder.

Confidence is good, but competence is gooder.

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Two days ago, I was walking around wearing three layers of clothing in the middle of the day, and today I’m… fb.me/63mbGgPTd

Two days ago, I was walking around wearing three layers of clothing in the middle of the day, and today I’m… fb.me/63mbGgPTd

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@realDonaldTrump Thanks for giving his defense team the munition they need to take the death penalty off the table.

@realDonaldTrump Thanks for giving his defense team the munition they need to take the death penalty off the table.

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Q: Why is my social media feed so quiet right now? A: Most of the people I know live in Texas or Los Angeles.

Q: Why is my social media feed so quiet right now?
A: Most of the people I know live in Texas or Los Angeles.