Read MoreRelevant now more than ever. https://t.co/d8Jh6bTR8n
— Metzae (@Metzae) August 28, 2019
Read MoreAm I the only one whose cat seems jealous of their mouse? pic.twitter.com/2AyBslLfL5
— Metzae (@Metzae) August 26, 2019
Read MoreI fapped the same thing.
— Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
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I’m working on my first sci-fi podcast project. If you’re interested in helping, please contact me privately.
Read MoreI'm working on my first sci-fi podcast project. If you're interested in helping, please contact me privately.
— Metzae (@Metzae) August 24, 2019
Twitter
I upgraded to the Galaxy Note 10 yesterday, so now I’m going through my Google authenticator app to change my two-step verification codes. It’s the nerd equivalent of NEW PHONE WHO DIS?
Read MoreI upgraded to the Galaxy Note 10 yesterday, so now I'm going through my Google authenticator app to change my two-step verification codes. It's the nerd equivalent of NEW PHONE WHO DIS?
— Metzae (@Metzae) August 22, 2019
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Your hometown is the place where you run into people who say, “Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!”
Read MoreYour hometown is the place where you run into people who say, "Oh my God, I used to change your poopie diapers!"
— Metzae (@Metzae) August 17, 2019
Twitter
I woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, “HAY DOOD! WHAT’S ON THE FACEBOOK?!”
Read MoreI woke up two hours earlier than usual on my day off, so of course my brain was like, "HAY DOOD! WHAT'S ON THE FACEBOOK?!"
— Metzae (@Metzae) August 15, 2019
Twitter
@mikeyface Well, damn. If that ain’t an endorsement that I’m bound to follow, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout nothin’.
Read MoreWell, damn. If that ain't an endorsement that I'm bound to follow, I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin'.
— Metzae (@Metzae) August 15, 2019
Twitter
@TomArnold @Scaramucci You should take the time to watch the Some More News bit about Ben Shapiro. It’s an hour-long deconstruction of everything wrong with his arguments. Make popcorn first!
Read MoreYou should take the time to watch the Some More News bit about Ben Shapiro. It's an hour-long deconstruction of everything wrong with his arguments. Make popcorn first!
— Metzae (@Metzae) August 15, 2019