Read More#summertime https://t.co/SO4AbOKZ8D
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019
Read More@JakeCorman What's it like be a shitty human being?
— Metzae (@Metzae) June 29, 2019
Read MoreLooks like Americans need to start learning how to spell Buttigieg.
— Metzae (@Metzae) June 28, 2019
Read More3173 8952 7929 — playing Harry Potter: Wizards Unite
— Metzae (@Metzae) June 21, 2019
Twitter
Pretty remarkable in that this is the first time ever that I haven’t been able to access my @googlecalendar. #404
Read MorePretty remarkable in that this is the first time ever that I haven't been able to access my @googlecalendar. #404
— Metzae (@Metzae) June 18, 2019
Read MoreJon Stewart is an American treasure. https://t.co/93QY57C5t7
— Metzae (@Metzae) June 12, 2019
Twitter
You’d think, given the sheer amount of data they have on me to use for targeted ads, they would’ve figured out I haven’t owned an iPhone in more than three years.
Read MoreYou'd think, given the sheer amount of data they have on me to use for targeted ads, they would've figured out I haven't owned an iPhone in more than three years.
— Metzae (@Metzae) June 8, 2019
Read MoreWhat was the first MP3 you ever downloaded?
— Metzae (@Metzae) June 4, 2019