Read MoreYour pet's loyalty is less impressive when you realize it's mostly just Stockholm syndrome.
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 30, 2019
Twitter
RT @StephenKing: Trump’s worldview simplified: If you disagree with my policies, you hate America. Because I AM America.
Read MoreTrump’s worldview simplified: If you disagree with my policies, you hate America. Because I AM America.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 21, 2019
Read More50 years ago today, humanity did something extraordinary. https://t.co/08vSrnXooR
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 20, 2019
Twitter
Strange things are afoot in the Facebook algorithm hive mind. I just became a Top Fan™ of Nerdist, Gearbox, and Two Steps From Hell all within the last hour.
Read MoreStrange things are afoot in the Facebook algorithm hive mind. I just became a Top Fan™ of Nerdist, Gearbox, and Two Steps From Hell all within the last hour.
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 11, 2019
Read MoreThis is a real thing that happened to me in my early 30s. https://t.co/cDZA70JwjC
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 9, 2019
Read MoreOn this day zero years ago, I made this stupid post.
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 7, 2019
Twitter
@piersmorgan Is there a charity that helps worthless old white men like you disappear from society? Because I’d donate to that.
Read MoreIs there a charity that helps worthless old white men like you disappear from society? Because I'd donate to that.
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 3, 2019
Twitter
@JeniceArmstrong @SenatorMuth It must be so frustrating for him to have spent half a century on this planet thinking his kind ruled the world only to realize that his time is up. No wonder he’s reverting to the classic childhood tactic of trying to bully someone by yelling over the top of them. It’s pathetic.
Read MoreIt must be so frustrating for him to have spent half a century on this planet thinking his kind ruled the world only to realize that his time is up. No wonder he's reverting to the classic childhood tactic of trying to bully someone by yelling over the top of them. It's pathetic.
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 3, 2019
Twitter
I will never be able to get over (among other things) the fact that @realDonaldTrump capitalizes random words like a 2nd grader.
Read MoreI will never be able to get over (among other things) the fact that @realDonaldTrump capitalizes random words like a 2nd grader.
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019
Twitter
@roo_jenna I hope the outpouring of support and love protects you now and in the future. “Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.”
Read MoreI hope the outpouring of support and love protects you now and in the future. "Nolite te bastardes carborundorum."
— Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019