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		<lastmod>2012-10-06T05:34:31+00:00</lastmod>
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		<lastmod>2012-10-04T22:52:52+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/if-youve-ever-prayed-for-your-team-to-win-then-youre-a-cheater-and-im-calling-you-out/</loc>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/i-call-them-faux-news-because-they-are-fb-me-1ecfp1ohg/</loc>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/samuel-l-jackson-presents-wake-the-fuck-up/</loc>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/this-reminds-me-of-a-few-of-my-friends-you-know-who-you-are-and-you-know-you-want-to-do-something-like-this-fb-me-1hkpgw1vq/</loc>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/i-really-despise-domain-squatters/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-26T16:36:18+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/synergy-fb-me-1u0d5xyft/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-25T15:59:40+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/we-can-easily-forgive-a-child-who-is-afraid-of-the-dark-the-real-tragedy-of-life-is-when-men-are-afraid-of-the-light-plato/</loc>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/he-wishes-for-the-cloths-of-heaven-by-william-butler-yeats/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-24T19:27:33+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
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		<lastmod>2012-09-22T15:32:19+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/youve-heard-what-rmoney-had-to-say-about-the-47-now-lets-hear-what-the-president-has-to-say-fb-me-26wdzruon/</loc>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/i-probably-shouldnt-share-this-because-itll-just-upset-people-but-im-too-pissed-off-not-to-share-it-i-fb-me-1hd2kkwht/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-20T15:20:31+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/a-lot-of-parents-will-do-anything-for-their-kids-except-let-them-be-themselves-banksy/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-20T04:35:59+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/explain-to-me-how-blocking-a-bill-about-jobs-for-veterans-is-good-for-america-popcorn/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-20T03:17:21+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/explain-to-me-how-blocking-a-bill-about-jobs-and-veterans-is-good-for-america-popcorn/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-20T03:16:46+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/the-square-root-of-69-is-8-something-ahem/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-17T22:53:44+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/this-is-mind-numbingly-geeky/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-14T11:00:01+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/you-know-those-assholes-that-killed-the-american-diplomats-in-libya-theyre-the-muslim-version-of-westboro-fb-me-1wvanpvuf/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-13T23:47:11+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/what-we-need-is-a-genuine-bipartisanship-this-national-preoccupation-with-defeating-or-trumping-political-fb-me-29arc4tzw/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-13T23:23:00+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/amazing-fb-me-2ju4j7suk/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-13T04:53:08+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/symphony-of-science-our-biggest-challenge-fb-me-twlbhzj1/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-12T16:43:53+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/experience-shows-us-that-love-does-not-consist-in-gazing-at-each-other-but-in-looking-together-in-the-same-fb-me-1fdirqw2s/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-12T05:47:35+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/every-time-i-go-through-airport-security/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-11T12:32:33+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/every-time-i-go-through-airport-security-every-time-i-hear-about-someone-who-appears-middle-eastern-being-fb-me-16ncp68cf/</loc>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/a-three-year-old-from-lubbock-accidentally-shot-himself-this-weekend-a-memorial-account-has-been-set-up-in-his-fb-me-1lubs3067/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-10T21:50:16+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/the-sun-is-showing-off-again-fb-me-1lbxjs4qk/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-10T12:36:53+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/pay-attention-to-the-cat-fb-me-1ec5svsor/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-08T20:50:12+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/bsg-so-say-we-all-fb-me-1sxtsc0dc/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-07T22:55:07+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/ive-watched-dozens-of-field-sobriety-tests-over-the-years-and-ive-come-to-the-conclusion-that-they-make-a-fb-me-2ggvt0u8k/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-07T15:43:25+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/fb-me-10e5repsu/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-06T00:09:44+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/facebook-just-informed-me-that-i-cannot-send-messages-for-the-next-10-days-because-some-of-my-messages-were-marked-fb-me-tdptqy7h/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-05T18:11:12+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/facebook-just-informed-me-that-i-cannot-send-messages-for-the-next-10-days-because-many-of-my-messages-were-marked-fb-me-x2ttcbiz/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-05T18:10:32+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/just-because-someone-disagrees-with-you-doesnt-mean-theyre-an-idiot-and-if-you-think-it-does-then-you-are/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-05T04:31:27+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/just-because-someone-disagrees-with-you-doesnt-mean-theyre-stupid-and-if-you-think-it-does-then-you-are/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-05T04:13:38+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/the-night-before-the-beginning-of-the-dnc-obama-has-a-71-chance-of-winning-fb-me-sklskzb7/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-04T01:55:27+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/there-was-a-mass-shooting-in-houston-last-night-three-men-were-killed-and-three-women-were-wounded-why-is-no-fb-me-292e9jbhm/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-03T22:56:57+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/copyright-robots-shut-down-the-transmission-of-the-hugo-awards-last-night-and-so-it-begins-fb-me-26fxoiuvd/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-03T22:17:59+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/when-jones-stadium-is-full-its-the-55th-largest-city-in-texas-bigger-than-new-braunfels-galveston-and-georgetown/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-03T17:50:49+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/just-because-its-broken-doesnt-mean-its-trash/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-02T17:20:08+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/just-because-its-broken-it-doesnt-mean-its-trash/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-02T11:21:41+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/paralympics-olympics/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-01T16:20:29+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/its-after-ten-at-night-im-in-a-loud-and-smoky-sports-bar-and-i-can-hear-a-infant-crying-behind-me/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-09-01T03:18:16+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/looks-like-ill-be-adding-two-more-to-the-list-today-fb-me-1auyvroiu/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-31T13:11:05+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/amen-fb-me-29tytt1pt/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-31T02:05:14+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/someone-just-backed-into-the-side-of-my-car-it-didnt-cause-major-damage-but-this-is-the-third-or-fourth-time-fb-me-dsttbika/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-30T17:37:31+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/this-is-like-someone-on-the-disney-channel-calling-out-miley-cyrus-fb-me-27xxopnmt/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-30T15:19:16+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/facebook-changed-the-way-the-news-feed-works-i-know-this-because-im-now-seeing-a-lot-of-people-i-never-see-fb-me-1coldpmvr/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-30T03:22:29+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/the-truth-is-hard-to-swallow-fb-me-1gaozqhpi/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-30T02:49:22+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/burgers-and-beer-fb-me-1fzfnlekd/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-29T00:22:05+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/this-is-the-coolest-thing-youll-see-all-day-fb-me-1epknjtse/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-28T20:58:02+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/i-see-white-people-rnc2012/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-28T20:11:46+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/observacious-i-saw-your-list-about-chicago-murders-and-wanted-you-to-see-this-secondamendmentsacrifices-org/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-27T21:48:04+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/i-wish-the-tiny-little-boy-that-tried-to-start-a-fight-with-my-massive-adult-friend-was-on-facebook-id-love-to-fb-me-1borblij1/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-26T07:16:04+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/turns-out-the-shooting-today-was-not-a-mass-shooting-until-the-police-opened-fire-fb-me-2euvbewpo/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-25T05:43:43+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/four-completely-unrelated-people-on-my-facebook-feed-just-stated-that-life-is-good-who-am-i-to-argue-have-fun-and-be-careful-everyone/</loc>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/two-words-lunatic-fringe-fb-me-1fdcaxyf9/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-24T20:14:38+00:00</lastmod>
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		<loc>https://metzae.net/yesterday-there-was-an-article-about-mass-shootings-from-the-onion-and-i-almost-posted-it-then-the-shooting-in-fb-me-2bzyvzzvx/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-24T18:52:21+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/this-is-how-im-feeling-these-days-fb-me-1cnu8owjm/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-23T13:59:31+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/this-happens-to-me-almost-on-a-daily-basis-fb-me-2bdqoyffa/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-23T01:34:15+00:00</lastmod>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/congratulations-judge-head-you-made-the-front-page-of-the-internet-because-youre-such-an-idiot-fb-me-1byliblft/</loc>
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	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/i-just-made-my-second-trip-to-the-courthouse-today-and-ive-already-lost-count-of-how-many-people-ive-heard-fb-me-1rr8jcnlo/</loc>
		<lastmod>2012-08-22T20:20:14+00:00</lastmod>
	</url>
	<url>
		<loc>https://metzae.net/this-county-judge-wants-to-raise-taxes-so-we-will-be-prepared-for-an-invasion-by-the-united-nations-led-by-obama-fb-me-1tfg1ttkg/</loc>
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	<url>
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