https://metzae.net/theres-water-on-mars-yall/ 2013-09-27T15:18:00+00:00 https://metzae.net/my-new-sounds-the-levelland-high-school-fight-song-soundcloud-com-metzae-the-lev-on-soundcloud/ 2013-09-27T14:23:51+00:00 https://metzae.net/why-is-it-that-i-can-swallow-an-entire-mouthful-of-food-thats-bad-for-me-but-i-almost-choke-on-a-tiny-pill-thats-good-for-me/ 2013-09-27T01:47:27+00:00 https://metzae.net/why-is-it-i-can-swallow-an-entire-mouthful-of-food-thats-bad-for-me-but-ill-almost-choke-on-a-tiny-pill-thats-good-for-me/ 2013-09-27T01:46:52+00:00 https://metzae.net/the-most-common-misconception-about-the-first-amendment-is-that-anyone-can-say-anything-they-want-to-anyone-they-fb-me-2if5ecjov/ 2013-09-26T23:15:24+00:00 https://metzae.net/fb-me-2qnwezjo7/ 2013-09-26T15:44:47+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-look-forward-to-the-day-when-thanking-someone-for-their-service-to-their-country-refers-to-something-other-than-war/ 2013-09-23T18:16:31+00:00 https://metzae.net/in-honor-of-mashup-monday-fb-me-wdbfg8ct/ 2013-09-23T15:58:02+00:00 https://metzae.net/prost-fb-me-24qdk2ohs/ 2013-09-22T01:05:55+00:00 https://metzae.net/fb-me-1epxzr9hq/ 2013-09-21T17:34:21+00:00 https://metzae.net/the-most-important-question-is-why/ 2013-09-19T15:01:48+00:00 https://metzae.net/time-to-alienate-a-few-friends-by-pointing-out-that-their-outmoded-obsession-has-real-life-consequences-fb-me-2qc7msgxq/ 2013-09-16T21:00:20+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-posted-a-new-photo-to-facebook-fb-me-2l58gkzbl/ 2013-09-15T19:13:37+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-posted-a-new-photo-to-facebook-fb-me-6ttr1n0h6/ 2013-09-15T19:12:25+00:00 https://metzae.net/geektastic-fb-me-2fveauyig/ 2013-09-15T13:56:54+00:00 https://metzae.net/lets-agree-to-disagree-is-obstinacy-cloaked-in-reasonability/ 2013-09-14T16:06:04+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-mesmerizing-fb-me-3ccbn87vl/ 2013-09-13T20:37:19+00:00 https://metzae.net/rt-espn-watch-your-back-big-12-kliff-kingsbury-and-texas-tech-are-coming-for-you/ 2013-09-13T13:58:34+00:00 https://metzae.net/today-i-learned-about-anomic-aphasia-and-it-was-um-happy-making-fb-me-q9szllko/ 2013-09-13T06:24:02+00:00 https://metzae.net/upworthy-this-is-relevant-to-your-interests-youtu-be-rc3ifmkdxgy/ 2013-09-12T22:25:31+00:00 https://metzae.net/musicalscience-sagan-wrote-a-whole-book-about-the-golden-record-attached-to-the-voyager-probe-best-i-remember-he-said-billions-of-years/ 2013-09-12T22:10:07+00:00 https://metzae.net/imagine-if-america-was-a-dictatorship-fb-me-1xgrju2rp/ 2013-09-12T22:08:08+00:00 https://metzae.net/for-mature-audiences-only-heres-your-belly-laugh-for-the-day-fb-me-6u8vko4v2/ 2013-09-12T15:49:49+00:00 https://metzae.net/where-were-all-you-peacemongers-during-the-bush-years-we-sure-couldve-used-your-support-back-when-it-really-mattered/ 2013-09-12T02:41:35+00:00 https://metzae.net/something-must-change-in-syria-fb-me-3es5wgkzm/ 2013-09-11T18:07:05+00:00 https://metzae.net/something-must-change-in-syria/ 2013-09-11T18:54:04+00:00 https://metzae.net/the-scarecrow/ 2013-09-11T10:20:28+00:00 https://metzae.net/happy-birthday-bashar-al-assad-fb-me-6u1qe3vd6/ 2013-09-11T06:00:08+00:00 https://metzae.net/barack-obama-has-proven-to-be-the-kind-of-man-that-i-was-taught-to-believe-that-all-presidents-were-and-most-of-fb-me-2zbhs5xfy/ 2013-09-11T03:22:20+00:00 https://metzae.net/set-aside-your-prejudices-and-listen-fb-me-1krvj6kzz/ 2013-09-11T01:28:31+00:00 https://metzae.net/set-aside-your-prejudices-and-listen-fb-me-1mnhxe345/ 2013-09-11T01:25:00+00:00 https://metzae.net/you-can-remove-someones-number-from-your-phone-delete-their-pictures-from-your-hard-drive-or-even-block-them-on-fb-me-jjeqkflp/ 2013-09-10T23:03:56+00:00 https://metzae.net/the-world-is-a-dangerous-place-not-because-of-those-who-do-evil-but-because-of-those-who-look-on-and-do-fb-me-mxixauhp/ 2013-09-10T13:34:57+00:00 https://metzae.net/patriotism-is-provincial/ 2013-09-10T01:39:11+00:00 https://metzae.net/upworthy-i-watched-all-four-hours-of-the-house-hearing-on-syria-and-this-clip-pretty-much-sums-up-the-whole-thing-c-spanvideo-org-clip-4464114/ 2013-09-09T14:22:39+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-pretty-much-sums-up-the-whole-thing-fb-me-1toh8kre7/ 2013-09-08T17:30:52+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-morning-i-was-wearing-this-t-shirt-and-the-first-person-i-saw-asked-me-if-i-realized-my-face-was-on-my-shirt-fb-me-2mnm1hnjs/ 2013-09-07T16:08:58+00:00 https://metzae.net/noted-fb-me-6uqxyezus/ 2013-09-07T16:02:39+00:00 https://metzae.net/when-just-say-no-just-doesnt-seem-sufficient-fb-me-vcw9ahiu/ 2013-09-06T16:43:28+00:00 https://metzae.net/stop-forwarding-that-crap-to-me-fb-me-ztqwxzwx/ 2013-09-03T00:39:42+00:00 https://metzae.net/martin-luther-king-i-have-a-dream-speech-august-28-1963-fb-me-2xcafi2jl/ 2013-08-28T15:21:23+00:00 https://metzae.net/my-humanistic-opinions-are-obviously-biased-what-do-syrian-americans-think-fb-me-3eulhif25/ 2013-08-28T05:41:50+00:00 https://metzae.net/everyone-take-a-guess-how-many-americans-have-been-killed-by-guns-since-the-sandy-hook-massacre-back-in-december/ 2013-08-28T02:01:32+00:00 https://metzae.net/foxnews-annebayefsky-every-time-one-of-your-viewers-discovers-what-fallacies-are-you-lose-an-audience-member/ 2013-08-27T18:15:00+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-so-awesome-d-fb-me-6ro76ykbe/ 2013-08-27T17:55:14+00:00 https://metzae.net/gundeaths-please-take-a-look-at-secondamendmentsacrifices-org-when-you-have-a-moment-its-very-much-in-line-with-the-work-youre-doing-here/ 2013-08-27T16:06:37+00:00 https://metzae.net/gundeaths-please-take-a-look-at-secondamendmentsacrifices-org-when-you-have-a-moment-its-very-much-in-line-with-the-work-youre-doing-here-2/ 2013-08-27T16:06:37+00:00 https://metzae.net/people-in-syria-need-to-distance-themselves-from-military-targets-immediately-and-this-is-why-fb-me-mssorijf/ 2013-08-27T14:44:36+00:00 https://metzae.net/apparently-im-one-of-the-only-people-on-facebook-that-didnt-watch-the-vmas-or-send-their-kids-off-to-school-this-morning/ 2013-08-26T16:24:27+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-am-a-leaf-on-the-wind-fb-me-2ozdlyerh/ 2013-08-25T23:03:16+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-am-a-leaf-on-the-wind-fb-me-2mk9suohn/ 2013-08-25T23:00:09+00:00 https://metzae.net/telling-someone-theyre-wrong-hardly-ever-proves-anything-but-showing-them-the-truth-well-thats-a-different-story/ 2013-08-25T02:38:41+00:00 https://metzae.net/ive-personally-added-over-1400-people-to-this-website-but-this-is-the-first-person-i-actually-knew-he-died-fb-me-vudvqabw/ 2013-08-24T00:03:00+00:00 https://metzae.net/true-story-fb-me-2ocyqxkof/ 2013-08-23T17:08:36+00:00 https://metzae.net/fun-fact-of-the-day-using-the-terms-white-meat-and-dark-meat-are-century-old-way-of-avoiding-the-terms-breast-and-thigh/ 2013-08-22T21:19:01+00:00 https://metzae.net/the-situation-in-egypt-right-now-is-absolutely-terrifying-fb-me-1cq92hmu7/ 2013-08-21T18:48:59+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-had-a-meta-dream-last-night-as-i-was-crawling-through-an-unusually-cramped-space-i-thought-to-myself-i-hope-fb-me-6s5gcbkkv/ 2013-08-20T17:57:52+00:00 https://metzae.net/im-sorry-for-all-of-the-spam-from-that-silly-game-im-playing-that-problem-has-been-corrected/ 2013-08-20T17:13:01+00:00 https://metzae.net/and-this-is-the-sequel-fb-me-ufhxg75n/ 2013-08-20T06:01:01+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-one-of-the-most-important-films-ive-ever-seen-fb-me-2g39edsih/ 2013-08-20T05:51:08+00:00 https://metzae.net/for-all-my-band-geeks-fb-me-hwmblzcx/ 2013-08-18T20:48:40+00:00 https://metzae.net/the-colbert-report-people-who-are-destroying-america-johnny-cummings-fb-me-1j55uctlx/ 2013-08-16T17:19:13+00:00 https://metzae.net/my-ducking-phone-is-a-controlling-dock-it-autocorrects-my-shot-without-my-dame-permission/ 2013-08-16T15:13:25+00:00 https://metzae.net/learn-how-to-cook-when-the-zombie-apocalypse-happens-my-first-priority-is-to-save-the-person-that-can-turn-fb-me-2hkozobjl/ 2013-08-14T21:37:12+00:00 https://metzae.net/humans-are-just-domesticated-primates/ 2013-08-14T13:34:04+00:00 https://metzae.net/people-who-have-no-baggage-are-clearly-underprepared-and-people-with-too-much-baggage-will-cause-you-to-carry-more-than-your-fair-share/ 2013-08-14T03:09:37+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-why-everyone-wants-to-be-young-and-stupid-fb-me-irchzhcq/ 2013-08-13T18:38:41+00:00 https://metzae.net/geeky-fact-of-the-day-there-is-a-unit-of-measurement-called-a-sagan-which-is-four-billion-thanks-to-johnny-fb-me-poo6pptg/ 2013-08-13T14:56:44+00:00 https://metzae.net/eric-just-rediscovered-an-old-story-and-brings-it-back-to-life-fb-me-26q4o0j7a/ 2013-08-12T19:59:39+00:00 https://metzae.net/thanks-to-all-the-bigots-on-facebook-im-not-allowed-to-send-private-messages-to-non-friends-for-a-month-some-of-fb-me-qpaovpyv/ 2013-08-12T19:16:50+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-gut-wrenching-especially-if-you-realize-what-youre-seeing-this-is-what-happens-when-artists-grow-up-and-fb-me-ihf4ukvd/ 2013-08-12T01:18:17+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-was-my-first-published-short-story-it-originally-appeared-in-the-inaugural-issue-of-the-next-one-literary-fb-me-2aclzfkbq/ 2013-08-11T21:55:13+00:00 https://metzae.net/to-pay-my-sister-back-for-this-mornings-violation-of-my-facebook-im-cooking-lunch-for-her-fb-me-6pipgktjs/ 2013-08-11T19:45:41+00:00 https://metzae.net/my-sister-just-hijacked-my-phone/ 2013-08-11T13:38:25+00:00 https://metzae.net/they-call-it-shopping-but-really-its-spending/ 2013-08-10T17:05:09+00:00 https://metzae.net/carl-had-a-way-of-making-you-feel-this-way-fb-me-hu5w8dax/ 2013-08-10T00:54:01+00:00 https://metzae.net/if-theres-one-good-thing-about-the-unwarranted-negativity-aimed-at-obama-its-that-i-can-see-how-wrong-i-was-to-blame-everything-on-bush/ 2013-08-09T14:54:46+00:00 https://metzae.net/ive-shared-this-before-but-its-so-important-that-im-sharing-it-again-fb-me-v87mjqkg/ 2013-08-09T01:19:17+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-just-woke-up-from-a-nightmare-that-someone-stole-spot-and-starbuck-my-two-cats-my-fists-and-jaw-are-throbbing-fb-me-hvshs1nk/ 2013-08-08T09:52:49+00:00 https://metzae.net/today-i-learned-you-could-do-this-on-facebook-poop/ 2013-08-08T02:25:29+00:00 https://metzae.net/joss-whedons-much-ado-about-nothing-is-how-shakespeare-should-be-introduced-to-modern-audiences-it-was-nothing-short-of-perfect/ 2013-08-07T18:41:07+00:00 https://metzae.net/haters-gonna-hate-duckface-dirtybathroom-yolo-swag-fb-me-35m9ahr96/ 2013-08-07T02:24:48+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-posted-a-new-photo-to-facebook-fb-me-mfhteyd0/ 2013-08-07T01:06:27+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-posted-a-new-photo-to-facebook-fb-me-zavcyztn/ 2013-08-07T01:06:26+00:00 https://metzae.net/my-second-brush-with-greatness-at-bronco-bowl-fb-me-1khbo3gmv/ 2013-08-07T01:06:23+00:00 https://metzae.net/you-know-youre-beautiful-right/ 2013-08-05T03:57:24+00:00 https://metzae.net/dont-feed-the-trolls-eric-p-metze-fb-me-qkwosvza/ 2013-08-04T15:29:17+00:00 https://metzae.net/dont-feed-the-trolls/ 2013-08-04T15:26:24+00:00 https://metzae.net/one-of-my-favorite-games-ever-has-been-brought-to-life-fb-me-1yxnhf7ik/ 2013-08-04T13:43:38+00:00 https://metzae.net/the-internet-where-people-can-gather-in-a-virtual-space-to-exchange-ideas-opinions-and-viewpoints-theyd-never-fb-me-2elkgtfz0/ 2013-08-02T15:30:28+00:00 https://metzae.net/holy-crap-my-post-from-earlier-today-about-anonymity-on-the-internet-couldnt-have-been-more-perfectly-timed-fb-me-tanvlhcg/ 2013-08-01T22:54:06+00:00 https://metzae.net/the-admin-of-sexy-atheists-has-officially-singled-me-out-i-feel-so-special-the-funny-thing-is-hes-doing-the-fb-me-2ior9kmki/ 2013-08-01T20:06:02+00:00 https://metzae.net/one-of-the-greatest-strengths-of-the-internet-is-also-one-of-its-greatest-weaknesses/ 2013-08-01T15:53:43+00:00 https://metzae.net/one-of-the-greatest-strengths-of-the-internet-is-also-one-of-its-greatest-weaknesses-anonymity-it-emboldens-fb-me-2ih4beh0r/ 2013-08-01T15:53:11+00:00 https://metzae.net/its-really-nice-here-youtu-be-rvjfbjb7pwua-via-youtube/ 2013-08-01T00:33:00+00:00 https://metzae.net/given-the-character-limit-that-was-decided-upon-by-twitters-inventors-this-tweet-is-the-absolute-maximum-length-that-anyone-could-compose/ 2013-07-31T23:16:02+00:00 https://metzae.net/fun-fact-of-the-day-george-zimmerman-is-near-me-breaking-the-law-and-carrying-a-gun/ 2013-07-31T21:03:21+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-wish-everyone-loved-their-siblings-as-much-as-i-love-mine/ 2013-07-31T18:20:08+00:00 https://metzae.net/just-because-youre-perfect-for-them-doesnt-mean-theyre-perfect-for-you/ 2013-07-31T03:45:43+00:00 https://metzae.net/my-collection-of-short-stories-is-now-available-for-only-5-on-kindle-d-fb-me-2imfhc8qo/ 2013-07-30T12:13:22+00:00 https://metzae.net/my-first-collection-of-short-stories-is-now-available-for-only-5-on-kindle-d/ 2013-07-30T12:13:05+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-need-a-graphic-artist-to-help-me-bring-some-stories-to-life-any-suggestions/ 2013-07-30T03:00:04+00:00 https://metzae.net/my-first-book-is-officially-for-sale-if-you-enjoyed-any-of-the-stories-ive-posted-over-the-past-couple-weeks-fb-me-1inp2br9u/ 2013-07-29T18:56:04+00:00 https://metzae.net/ten-terribly-terrific-tall-tales-trying-to-trip-the-triune/ 2013-07-29T19:30:29+00:00 https://metzae.net/you-know-im-really-digging-this-new-pope/ 2013-07-29T14:28:27+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-the-final-piece-in-my-collection-its-a-cautionary-tale-about-living-in-a-world-overcome-with-fear-fb-me-2mc8agdjd/ 2013-07-28T16:09:38+00:00 https://metzae.net/internet-memes-are-the-most-rampant-and-tiresome-form-of-plagiarism/ 2013-07-28T14:54:12+00:00 https://metzae.net/dont-confuse-modesty-for-a-lack-of-confidence/ 2013-07-27T21:39:48+00:00 https://metzae.net/dont-confuse-modesty-with-a-lack-of-confidence/ 2013-07-27T21:39:23+00:00 https://metzae.net/rosie-is-sweet-fb-me-t7p1kakd/ 2013-07-27T17:58:56+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-just-got-reported-for-spamming-because-i-was-asking-a-spammer-to-stop-spamming-facepalm/ 2013-07-27T17:39:39+00:00 https://metzae.net/whats-this-oh-just-three-people-having-a-random-chat-about-video-games-fb-me-2bguonhxp/ 2013-07-27T15:47:57+00:00 https://metzae.net/dallas-fashion-is-strange-to-me-the-hip-thing-right-now-is-to-wear-things-that-went-out-of-style-in-the-80s-fb-me-2tnlvqdvz/ 2013-07-27T00:59:05+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-probably-the-shortest-thing-youll-read-all-day-and-its-probably-the-most-well-received-thing-ive-ever-fb-me-2qqbvfcul/ 2013-07-26T15:05:23+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-the-seventh-story-in-my-collection-aside-from-their-psychopathic-and-sociopathic-behavior-most-serial-fb-me-1x4lz93wp/ 2013-07-25T17:18:18+00:00 https://metzae.net/fool-me-once-shame-on-you-fool-me-twice-shame-on-me-fool-me-thrice-youre-a-sociopath-taking-advantage-of-someones-humanity/ 2013-07-25T07:27:53+00:00 https://metzae.net/good-times-fb-me-pftdhxkr/ 2013-07-25T04:22:25+00:00 https://metzae.net/heres-a-short-little-dialogue-between-a-young-couple-about-gender-roles-fb-me-22oocldsi/ 2013-07-24T14:31:38+00:00 https://metzae.net/we-should-strive-to-put-at-least-a-paragraphs-worth-of-thought-into-every-sentence-we-write/ 2013-07-24T05:26:58+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-was-told-to-write-the-worst-horriblest-story-you-can-though-im-sure-i-missed-a-few-rules-i-tried-to-break-fb-me-2256fyisl/ 2013-07-23T13:35:22+00:00 https://metzae.net/shorts-on-men-shouldnt-be-ironic-or-literal-if-they-go-down-to-your-shins-theyre-not-short-and-if-they-show-fb-me-2tebofadm/ 2013-07-23T01:53:29+00:00 https://metzae.net/shorts-on-men-shouldnt-be-ironic-or-literal-if-they-go-down-to-your-shins-theyre-not-short-and-if-they-show-off-your-upper-thighs-theyre-way-too-short/ 2013-07-23T01:53:06+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-was-written-in-the-early-months-of-the-iraq-war-so-it-may-not-be-historically-accurate-i-was-also-very-fb-me-2qmk32rl7/ 2013-07-22T17:30:29+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-the-third-story-in-my-compilation-its-ridiculous-mostly-because-young-men-are-ridiculous-bro-fb-me-3744e2umz/ 2013-07-22T03:31:08+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-cant-even-begin-to-explain-to-you-how-excited-i-am-about-this-the-original-book-series-did-more-to-inspire-fb-me-1nw3mhqqk/ 2013-07-21T16:02:00+00:00 https://metzae.net/cosmos-2014/ 2013-07-21T16:01:05+00:00 https://metzae.net/great-song-classic-video-and-an-important-lesson-fb-me-2ldtvpkzd/ 2013-07-20T20:57:59+00:00 https://metzae.net/using-tape-over-your-mouth-to-protest-something-says-a-lot-about-the-strength-of-your-argument/ 2013-07-20T15:57:16+00:00 https://metzae.net/i-started-writing-a-story-where-the-author-torments-the-main-character-by-putting-him-in-crazy-situations-but-i-fb-me-pxkj9bip/ 2013-07-20T12:46:58+00:00 https://metzae.net/kirk-cameron-is-trolling-facebook-by-claiming-something-that-isnt-true-in-order-to-promote-his-new-project-which-leads-me-to-ask-wwjd/ 2013-07-19T21:39:56+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-the-greatest-radio-performance-in-geek-history/ 2013-07-19T18:22:36+00:00 https://metzae.net/this-is-the-first-of-ten-short-stories-i-wrote-over-a-decade-ago-and-put-into-a-compilation-called-ten-terribly-fb-me-om6jnzii/ 2013-07-19T15:45:19+00:00 https://metzae.net/love-a-tragedy/ 2013-07-18T19:23:59+00:00 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