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So, Facebook Dating is officially a thing.

So, Facebook Dating is officially a thing.

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 5, 2019

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I’m sharing this video I made (again) because I feel like you could use this kind of beauty in your life today. https://t.co/AXtsoA1JoL

I'm sharing this video I made (again) because I feel like you could use this kind of beauty in your life today. https://t.co/AXtsoA1JoL

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 3, 2019

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Screenshots of smartphones give me anxiety. Charge your phone and clear your notifications before I die of a heart attack! #triggered

Screenshots of smartphones give me anxiety. Charge your phone and clear your notifications before I die of a heart attack! #triggered

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 3, 2019

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No offense, but I wish your phone would automatically make your pictures horizontal.

No offense, but I wish your phone would automatically make your pictures horizontal.

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 2, 2019

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@ChetsRant Ya just gotta have faith in the system.

Ya just gotta have faith in the system.

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019

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@ChetsRant Technically speaking, there were 52 mass shootings in the past month.

Technically speaking, there were 52 mass shootings in the past month.

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019

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I have way too many friends marking themselves safe from a mass shooting.

I have way too many friends marking themselves safe from a mass shooting.

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019

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@aries1953 Utter. Worthless. Nonsense.

Utter. Worthless. Nonsense.

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019

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@aries1953 DO. MORE. THAN. PRAY.

DO. MORE. THAN. PRAY.

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019

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@GovAbbott Fuck you. This blood is on your hands.

Fuck you. This blood is on your hands.

— Metzae (@Metzae) September 1, 2019