@PepperidgeFarm My girlfriend said she’d marry the first person to bring her a bag of banana chocolate Milano cooki…
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Read MoreBullying is more than just a plot device for a teen movie, and standing up to them is hard to do even when you’re a…
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Read MoreI found a relic from my childhood. Look at that metal calendar strapped to it. #legendofzelda #wristwatch instagram.com/p/BoXI-z6FD6c/…
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This is the Cliffs Notes version in case you missed it. youtu.be/VRJecfRxbr8
Read MoreJust watched @realDonaldTrump read the teleprompter in front of the UN General Assembly. Someone get that kid a participation trophy.
Read MoreHappy birthday to my incredibly strong, uncompromisingly sweet, awesomely awesome sister, Jennifer. If everyone had…
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Read MoreI find Facebook’s snooze feature increasingly useful the closer we get to the election.
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