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I heard that Facebook is leaning into making groups a significantly bigger part of their platform. If that’s the case, it definitely needs some work. I often get the urge to leave the group because our fandom is one of the only things we have in common.

I heard that Facebook is leaning into making groups a significantly bigger part of their platform. If that's the case, it definitely needs some work. I often get the urge to leave the group because our fandom is one of the only things we have in common.

— Metzae (@Metzae) August 2, 2019

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Your pet’s loyalty is less impressive when you realize it’s mostly just Stockholm syndrome.

Your pet's loyalty is less impressive when you realize it's mostly just Stockholm syndrome.

— Metzae (@Metzae) July 30, 2019

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RT @StephenKing: Trump’s worldview simplified: If you disagree with my policies, you hate America. Because I AM America.

Trump’s worldview simplified: If you disagree with my policies, you hate America. Because I AM America.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 21, 2019

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50 years ago today, humanity did something extraordinary. https://t.co/08vSrnXooR

50 years ago today, humanity did something extraordinary. https://t.co/08vSrnXooR

— Metzae (@Metzae) July 20, 2019

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Strange things are afoot in the Facebook algorithm hive mind. I just became a Top Fan™ of Nerdist, Gearbox, and Two Steps From Hell all within the last hour.

Strange things are afoot in the Facebook algorithm hive mind. I just became a Top Fan™ of Nerdist, Gearbox, and Two Steps From Hell all within the last hour.

— Metzae (@Metzae) July 11, 2019

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This is a real thing that happened to me in my early 30s. https://t.co/cDZA70JwjC

This is a real thing that happened to me in my early 30s. https://t.co/cDZA70JwjC

— Metzae (@Metzae) July 9, 2019

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On this day zero years ago, I made this stupid post.

On this day zero years ago, I made this stupid post.

— Metzae (@Metzae) July 7, 2019

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@piersmorgan Is there a charity that helps worthless old white men like you disappear from society? Because I’d donate to that.

Is there a charity that helps worthless old white men like you disappear from society? Because I'd donate to that.

— Metzae (@Metzae) July 3, 2019

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@JeniceArmstrong @SenatorMuth It must be so frustrating for him to have spent half a century on this planet thinking his kind ruled the world only to realize that his time is up. No wonder he’s reverting to the classic childhood tactic of trying to bully someone by yelling over the top of them. It’s pathetic.

It must be so frustrating for him to have spent half a century on this planet thinking his kind ruled the world only to realize that his time is up. No wonder he's reverting to the classic childhood tactic of trying to bully someone by yelling over the top of them. It's pathetic.

— Metzae (@Metzae) July 3, 2019

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I will never be able to get over (among other things) the fact that @realDonaldTrump capitalizes random words like a 2nd grader.

I will never be able to get over (among other things) the fact that @realDonaldTrump capitalizes random words like a 2nd grader.

— Metzae (@Metzae) July 2, 2019